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Tre Cool is my spirit animal, Bille Joe is my father, and Mike Dirnt is the air I breathe. I reblog what I think will cheer us all up... sometimes.


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Reblogged from totalparksandrec

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via straylazybones)

"I just put my lighter down, where’d it go?" The picturebook

Reblogged from clitzerland

clitzerland:

bae: wat’s ur cup size?(; 

me: DDDD

bae: i thought after three D’s it went to E

me: not when ur DOUG DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME 

(via little-rose-pond)

Reblogged from nickcarragay

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

(via thefiredemon-calcifer)

Reblogged from whiterainbows
Reblogged from ruinedchildhood
Reblogged from ourdrunkitchen

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

(Source: ourdrunkitchen, via jon-snow)

Reblogged from leanshawty-jpg

turtlethug30:

leanshawty-jpg:

⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 Bruh idk wtf is going on

Bruuuhhh

(via weird-is-the-new-black11)

Reblogged from notmargaery

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via weird-is-the-new-black11)

Reblogged from turtwink

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

image

(via weird-is-the-new-black11)