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Reblogged from cknd

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via lordlemongrab)

Reblogged from corpusfisty

corpusfisty:

When women can’t go out because they’re asking for rape, and black men can’t go out because they’re asking to be shot, it’s time for a fuckin’ change.

(via lordlemongrab)

Reblogged from ryanatwoodswifebeater
nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

nutsacklemore:

is this how twilight was written

(Source: ryanatwoodswifebeater, via lordlemongrab)

Reblogged from burninalive-deactivated20130115
Reblogged from y2kid

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via lordlemongrab)

Reblogged from boredkyara

(Source: boredkyara, via lordlemongrab)

Reblogged from humoristics

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via lordlemongrab)

Reblogged from mjspice
Reblogged from pocketbeastie

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(via thefiredemon-calcifer)

Reblogged from reginaa-phalange

dogdrugs:

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via thefiredemon-calcifer)